Rajanikanth Jokes

A farmer instead of keeping SCARE CROW in his farm kept photo of "RAJINIKANTH"...
Guess What?
Can u Imagine what happened?
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Birds were bringing back GRAINS taken away Last Year! :PR

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Rajanikanth Jokes

Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :P

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Rajanikanth Jokes

Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden Killed In Pakistan.
Other News: Rajinikanth Just returned From his Holidays In Pakistan :D

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Rajanikanth Jokes

Ek baar Rajinikant Volcano pe khana banane gya to vo shocked reh gaya ye dekh kar...
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Ki main to vahan pehle se papad sek raha tha...
Har baar Rajini hi kyun yaar, Kabhi humari bhi to tareef karo.. :P

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Rajanikanth Jokes

Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...
Next day during vote-out,

RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai... :D

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Rajanikanth Jokes

Gandhi Ji Went To Gym Once...
And Rajinikanth said,

"Wah Re Bapu! Kya Body Hai!"

Bus Tabse...
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unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya! :D

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Rajanikanth Jokes

Ek baar Bhagwaan aur Rajinikant ki ladai hui...
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Result: Aaj Bhagwaan upar hai!! :P

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Rajanikanth Jokes

Who Can Sing a Group Song Alone??
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Raavan!!

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Rajinikanth aise faltu kaam nahi karta! :D

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Wife And Husband

Woman once
found a frog ina trap.The frog
said , "If you
release me, I will grant you 3
wishes. " The woman freed the
frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you,but I failed to mention that
there was a condition.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get
times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay." For her first wish,
she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. For
her second wish, she wanted to be
the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her
third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild
heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women
are clever. Don't mess with
them.
Attention female readers:
This is the end of the story
for you. Stop here and
continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack
ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women
are really dumb but think
they're really smart.
PS: If you are a woman and
are still reading this; it only goes
to show that women
never listen !!

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Love Jokes

Luv Happens Automatically... .
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Manual Working Of It Is Called Flirting ;P

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Abusive Joke :O

The grammar sense till now...
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Active voice: Jai Mata Di!
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Passive voice: Teri Maa Ki..... :D

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Adult Joke

A Boy with Green, Red & Blue colored hair sits next to an Old Man at a Bus Stop.
The old man looks at his hair color with surprise!
Boy: What's up oldie, never done anything wild in your life?
Old Man : Ya, f****d a peacock once, wondering if u are my son?

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Wife And Husband

Wife was teaching English to husband.

Wife:I'm Beautiful
I'm Slim
My Face is Cute
I'm hot

Which tense is this?

Husband: It's Past Tense :P :D:D

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Rajanikanth Joke

One day Rajinikanth' s daughter got kidnapped...!
On the very next day
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Rajinikanth kidnapped the kidnapper. :P

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Study Joke

Ab to thand bhi padne lagi hai...
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Pata nahi hum kab padhenge! ;) :P

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True Fact

True Fact :)
After 100 years from now, Facebook will have
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500 million accounts of DEAD people. :D ;)

Share if you Agree! :)

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